| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Veronica Fish | Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge |
| 1 | Chapter One: Guy Walks into a Pet Shop | comic story | 7 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Andre Szymanowicz, Jen Vaughn; letters: Jack Morelli | Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle |
| 2 | Chapter Two: So Is a Head of Lettuce | comic story | 4 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Andre Szymanowicz, Jen Vaughn; letters: Jack Morelli | Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle |
| 3 | Chapter Three: This Could Get Messy | comic story | 6 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Andre Szymanowicz, Jen Vaughn; letters: Jack Morelli | Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle |
| 4 | Chapter Four: Don't | comic story | 4 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Andre Szymanowicz, Jen Vaughn; letters: Jack Morelli | Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle |
| 5 | Epilogue: 18 | comic story | 1 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Veronica Fish; inks: Veronica Fish; colors: Andre Szymanowicz, Jen Vaughn; letters: Jack Morelli | Reggie Mantle |
| 6 | If We Don't Find That Ball, Veronica Will Have Kittens | text article | 1 | script: Mark Waid; pencils: Bob Montana; inks: Bob Montana | |
| 7 | All Balled Up | comic story | 5.67 | pencils: Bill Vigoda; inks: Bill Vigoda | Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, Mr. Weatherbee |