| 0 | Caution: Tank Crossing | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; crossing guard boy; boy; girl; dog |
| 1 | The Pest is Yet to Come | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; Bunny Piper; Mr. Piper; Mrs. Piper |
| 2 | Beetle "Bails" for a Starlet | comic story | 1 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; General Halftrack |
| 3 | Right Dress | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Sarge Snorkel; another unnamed sergeant; Captain Scabbard; costume shop proprietor |
| 4 | Solid Sarge | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; General Halftrack; Killer Diller; Major Greenbrass |
| 5 | Dishwater Runs Downhill | comic story | 1 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; Cookie (3/4 cameo); Lt. Fuzz (heard but not seen) |
| 6 | Service Smiles | text story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Good Sport Beetle | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; Killer Diller; Zero; unnamed soldier |
| 8 | Duck Man Walking | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; civilian man calling on Camp Swampy; unnamed soldier; civilian couple #1; civilian couple #2 |
| 9 | Hide-and-Seek at Sea | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Johnson; pencils: Frank Johnson; inks: Frank Johnson; letters: Frank Johnson | Captain Boner; giraffe; hyena; mouse; duck; frog; koala; chicken; crow; reptile; goose; snake; rooster; alligator; porcupine; hippo |
| 10 | Killer's Blind Date | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Killer Diller; Bunny Piper; Bertha; Bertha's little brother; Bertha's father; Bertha's mother; Bertha's grandmother |
| 11 | (Guard) Duty Bound | comic story | 1 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkel; Captain Scabbard |
| 12 | Ask and You Shall Receive... Firey Rhetoric! | comic story | 1 | script: Bob Gustafson; pencils: Bob Gustafson; inks: Frank Johnson | Sarge Snorkel; Rocky |