| 0 | Instant Piano | cover | 1 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker; colors: Kyle Baker | |
| 1 | Introduction | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Stephen DeStefano | |
| 2 | The Eltingville Comic-Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Role-Playing Club! | comic story | 5 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 3 | Dottie! ...Reflections of a Seventy-two-ear-old Bar-Maid | comic story | 1 | script: Stephen DeStefano; pencils: Stephen DeStefano; inks: Stephen DeStefano; letters: Stephen DeStefano | |
| 4 | This! | comic story | 3 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker; letters: Kyle Baker | |
| 5 | They Make Me Sick! | comic story | 1 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 9 | script: Mark Badger; pencils: Mark Badger; inks: Mark Badger; letters: Mark Badger | |
| 7 | Girlfriend Shirts! | comic story | 2 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker; letters: Kyle Baker | |
| 8 | Life's Great Rewards | comic story | 1 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 9 | Java Drive | comic story | 5 | script: Robbie Busch; pencils: Robbie Busch; inks: Robbie Busch; letters: Robbie Busch | |
| 10 | The Little Chooch and Lena The Dog: Part 2 | comic story | 6 | script: Stephen DeStefano; pencils: Stephen DeStefano; inks: Stephen DeStefano; letters: Stephen DeStefano | |
| 11 | Mister Sensitivity | comic story | 1 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker | |
| 12 | Zooby & Skip | comic story | 2 | script: Robbie Busch; pencils: Robbie Busch; inks: Robbie Busch; letters: Robbie Busch | |
| 13 | Tales From Pantheon City | comic story | 2 | script: Stephen DeStefano; pencils: Stephen DeStefano; inks: Stephen DeStefano; letters: Stephen DeStefano | |
| 14 | The Wusclenuts Show | comic story | 1 | script: Robbie Busch; pencils: Robbie Busch; inks: Robbie Busch; letters: Robbie Busch | |
| 15 | You Are A Fraud | comic story | 2 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker; letters: Kyle Baker | |
| 16 | Groovee Mouse with Potbelly | comic story | 1 | script: Robbie Busch, Stephen DeStefano, Evan Dorkin; pencils: Stephen DeStefano; inks: Stephen DeStefano | |
| 17 | Trial And Error | comic story | 2 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 18 | The Adventures Of God! | comic story | 1 | script: Kyle Baker; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker; letters: Kyle Baker | |