| 0 | Kentucky Fried Rat | cover | 1 | pencils: Dan Clowes; inks: Dan Clowes; colors: Dan Clowes; letters: Dan Clowes | |
| 1 | Welcome! | table of contents | 1 | script: Bob Schreck, Sung Koo | |
| 2 | The Gator Gourmet | comic story | 1 | script: Alex Wald; pencils: Alex Wald; inks: Alex Wald; letters: Alex Wald | |
| 3 | The Tale of the Quivering Cactus! | comic story | 2 | script: Carole Sobocinski; pencils: Carole Sobocinski; inks: Carole Sobocinski; letters: Carole Sobocinski | |
| 4 | Stuck In The High Branches | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Leib; pencils: Gary Leib; inks: Gary Leib; letters: Gary Leib | |
| 5 | King Kong vs. Godzilla | comic story | 1 | script: Arthur Adams; pencils: Arthur Adams; inks: Arthur Adams; letters: Arthur Adams | Godzilla, King Kong |
| 6 | Spider In The Hairdo! | comic story | 2 | script: Mitch O'Connell; pencils: Mitch O'Connell; inks: Mitch O'Connell; letters: Mitch O'Connell | |
| 7 | Honey, I Cooked The Kid | comic story | 0.25 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 8 | Horny L'il Sumbitch | comic story | 0.25 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 9 | Rusty That Crazy-Ass Doberman Pinscher | comic story | 0.25 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 10 | That's No Chihuahua, That's A Goddamn Rat | comic story | 0.25 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 11 | Cocksucker Blues | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 12 | After The Injection | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Nitsche; pencils: Paul Nitsche; inks: Paul Nitsche; letters: Paul Nitsche | |
| 13 | The Vanishing Hitchhiker | comic story | 1 | script: Sung Koo; pencils: Lenin Delsol; inks: Lenin Delsol; letters: Lenin Delsol | |
| 14 | The Winning Ticket | comic story | 1 | script: Hilary Barta; pencils: Hilary Barta; inks: Hilary Barta; letters: Hilary Barta | |
| 15 | The Babysitter and the Psycho Caller | comic story | 2 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | |
| 16 | A True Urban Legend | comic story | 2 | script: Sung Koo; pencils: Paul Guinan; inks: Paul Guinan; letters: Paul Guinan | |
| 17 | Earwig | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Allred; pencils: Mike Allred; inks: Mike Allred; letters: Mike Allred | |
| 18 | Stairmaster, Oh! | comic story | 1 | script: Matt Wagner; pencils: Matt Wagner; inks: Matt Wagner; letters: Matt Wagner | |
| 19 | Burnman | comic story | 2 | script: Sung Koo, Mark Ricketts; pencils: Mark Ricketts; inks: Mark Ricketts; letters: Mark Ricketts | Burnman |
| 20 | The Wrong Place At The Right Time | comic story | 2 | script: Warren Prindle; pencils: Warren Prindle; inks: Bill Reinhold, Warren Prindle; letters: Joe Allen | |
| 21 | How Sweet It Is | comic story | 2 | script: Sung Koo; pencils: John Kurtz; inks: John Kurtz | |
| 22 | The Dog. | comic story | 2 | script: Bernie Mireault; pencils: Bernie Mireault; inks: Bernie Mireault; letters: Bernie Mireault | |
| 23 | The Baby In The Microwave | comic story | 2 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 24 | The Biting Horses | comic story | 1 | script: Stuart Grais; pencils: Stuart Grais; inks: Stuart Grais; letters: Stuart Grais | |
| 25 | The Turkey Neck | comic story | 1 | script: Terry LaBan; pencils: Terry LaBan; inks: Terry LaBan; letters: Terry LaBan | |
| 26 | A Very Private Hell | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Musgrove; pencils: Scott Musgrove; inks: Scott Musgrove | |
| 27 | - | in-house column | 1 | script: Kij Johnson | |
| 28 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Gary Leib; inks: Gary Leib | |