| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1 | pencils: ?; ? [photos]; inks: ?; ? [photos]; letters: typeset | |
| 4 | - | statement of ownership | 0.33 | script: William M. Gaines | |
| 5 | Who in Heck Is Virginia Woolfe? | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Elizabeth Taylor [as Marcia]; Richard Burton [as John]; George Segal [as Nat]; Sandy Dennis [as Bunny] |
| 6 | Correspondence Schools for Repulsive People | photo story | 3 | script: Phil Hahn, Jack Hanrahan | |
| 7 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | In the Locker Room | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of Arguments | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | Announcements for Everything | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 11 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 12 | The Preamble Revisited | photo story | 2 | script: Max Brandel | |
| 13 | Idiot-Proof Products | comic story | 4 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | Downtown | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 15 | Horrifying Cliches | comic story | 2 | script: Phil Hahn; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 16 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 17 | Mad School Songs for Everyday Activities | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 18 | How Various Magazines Would Handle the Same Cartoon Situation | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 19 | Advertising Endorsements We'll Probably Never Get to See | photo story | 3 | script: Max Brandel | John Lennon, Pablo Picasso First |
| 20 | Doc Tari | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Marshall Thompson [as Doc Tari]; Cheryl Miller [as Payola]; Hedley Mattingly [as Officer Handy]; Hari Rhodes [as Mike Makula]; Clarence the Cross-eyed Lion [as Clairvoyance]; Judy the Chimp [as Judas] |
| 21 | Cop Art | comic story | 1 | script: Harry Borgman; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 22 | What Is Today's Most Shocking Drug Menace? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 23 | Misery Is… a Cigarette | comic story | 1 | script: Vic Cowen; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; colors: Bob Clarke | |