| 0 | In This Issue: Boob & Carnal & Tad & Alas & Alfred | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Major Hawks (introduction); Private Doves (introduction) |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | pencils: Jack Davis, Paul Coker, Sergio Aragonés; inks: Jack Davis, Paul Coker, Sergio Aragonés | Sergio Aragones; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 4 | Boob and Carnal and Tad and Alas | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Greg Mullavey [as Mr. Sweet]; Bill Cosby (cameo); Robert Culp [as Boob]; Natalie Wood [as Carnal]; Elliott Gould [as Tad]; Dyan Cannon [as Alas] |
| 5 | Great Non-Violent Guns! | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 6 | A Mad Portfolio of TV Scenes We'd Like to See | photo story | 2 | script: Lou Silverstone | Ed Sullivan; Johnny Carson; Eddie Albert; Jerry Lewis; Ed McMahon |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of Summer Resorts | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 8 | A Boy-Dog Named "Lassie" | comic story | 3 | script: E. Nelson Bridwell; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Lassie; Raymond Massey; Roddy McDowall |
| 9 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes of Home Services | cartoon | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 10 | Sports Cars We'd Like to See | comic story | 3 | script: Basil Wolverton; pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton | |
| 11 | Spy VS. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 12 | If The World's Greatest Painters Drew the Comics | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | Prissy Percy; Harrie; Carrie; Those Girls; Cool Cats; Tillie |
| 13 | Spy VS. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 14 | 21st Century Outdoors Magazine | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Loreen Taylor; Steel Nurvs; Judy DeLizza; Joe Theismann; Carla Zammarioni |
| 15 | What They Say... And What It Really Means | comic story | 3 | script: George Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | While Hanging Around the Corner | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | Makeus Sickby M.D. | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Robert Young [as Makeus Sickby]; Richard Craven; James Brolin [as Dr. Smiley]; Brenda; Howard Cosell; Jackie Gleason |
| 18 | What Silent Majority Will We Never Hear From? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | One Day in the Park | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |