| 0 | ...a MAD tea party. | cover | 1 | pencils: John Tenniel; inks: John Tenniel; colors: Marie Severin | Alice; Mad Hatter; March Hare; Dormouse |
| 1 | Proof...Of 8 Brands Tested, Panic is best imitation of MAD | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Will Elder; inks: Will Elder; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 2 | Gasoline Valley! | comic story | 8 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Will Elder; inks: Will Elder; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | Wilt Willit; Skizziks Willit; Phyllus Willit; bully; Alexander Bumpstead; Juddy Willit; Caulky Willit; Nin O'Clock; Smilin' Jack (cameo); Wilber Booble; Cleavia Willit |
| 3 | Pot-Shot Pete Sheriff of Yucca-pucca Gulch! | comic story | 5 | script: Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Gaines; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman; colors: Marie Severin, Harvey Kurtzman; letters: Harvey Kurtzman, Ben Oda | Pot-Shot Pete; Pot-Shot's girl; Poopy; Apaches; Muzzle; arms dealer; the U.S. Cavalry |
| 4 | - | text story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 5 | Now...If You Join...You Get the Bulletin...Free! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 6 | - | letters page | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman; colors: Marie Severin | |
| 7 | Wild 1/2 | comic story | 8 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | Johnny [played by Marlon Branflakes]; Johnny's gang; a girl; the girl's father |
| 8 | Captain Tvideo! | comic story | 7 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | Captain Tvideo; Venusian; Commissioner; Lone Ranger (cameo); assistant Ranger; commercial announcer |