| 0 | In This Issue We Rip Off... The Planet of the Apes | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Hysteria Repeats Itself! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: ?; typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 0.67 | | |
| 4 | - | statement of ownership | 0.25 | script: William M. Gaines | |
| 5 | The Milking of the Planet that Went Ape | comic story | 8 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Charlie Brown (cameo); Charlton Heston [as Tyler]; Kim Hunter [as Zora]; Roddy McDowell [as Carnelius; also as Julius]; Maurice Evans [as Dr. Zaydius]; James Franciscus [as Brunt]; James Gregory [as General Versus]; Sal Mineo; Eric Braeden [as Dr. Hassled]; Ricardo Montalban [as Hermando] |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Money | comic story | 3 | script: Arnoldo Franchioni; pencils: Arnoldo Franchioni; inks: Arnoldo Franchioni | |
| 7 | One Day on the Highway | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 8 | You Never Can Win with a Bigot! | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 9 | Don't You Feel Like a Schmuck?! | comic story | 4 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... Permissiveness | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | White Spy; Black Spy |
| 12 | Middle Class Poverty Is... | comic story | 3 | script: Lloyd Gola; pencils: Lloyd Gola; inks: Lloyd Gola | |
| 13 | Your Monthly "Pen Pal" | comic story | 6 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 14 | Some Really Dangerous Jobs for George Plimpton | comic story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | George Plimpton |
| 15 | Oz-Revisited Or...Let's Follow the Yellow Brick Road Again...If We Can! | comic story | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | The Funny & Glare Show | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Funny; Glare; George C. Scott; James Franciscus [as Mike Longstreet]; Dick Smothers; Tom Smothers |
| 17 | Late One Night on a Dark and Scary Street | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 18 | What Crazy New Trips Are the Freaks into Lately? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | The Choke's on Us! | illustration | 1 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 20 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |