| 0 | Pssst! Keep This Issue Out of the Hands of Your Parents! | cover | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 1 | - | letters page | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Blimp Sunday; Airplot '77 | comic story | 8 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Bruce Dern [as Captain Launder]; William Daniels [as Mr. Pew]; Robert Shaw [as Major Kibosh]; Marthe Keller [as Dogma]; George Kennedy [as Baloney]; Jimmy Stewart [as Steelking]; Jack Lemmon [as Captain Gallant]; Olivia de Havilland [as Ninny]; Lee Grant [as Karat] |
| 3 | Here's a Mad Look at the Carter Administration Speaking from Pictures | cartoon | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: UPI; inks: UPI | |
| 4 | Early One Morning in South America | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | Handicaps in Other Fields | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 6 | The Mad Like... Love... Hate Book | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs, Marilyn Ippolito; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 7 | Plane with Machine Guns | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | |
| 8 | How Come You Worry about ... When ... | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of Gadgets | comic story | 5 | script: David Berg; pencils: David Berg; inks: David Berg | |
| 10 | One Afternoon in Downtown Lourdes | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 11 | The Paranoiac's Seven Day Tour of Japan | text story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 12 | Zappy Endings We'd Like to See | comic story | 4 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 13 | Decision-making Dart Boards for Celebrities | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs, William McCole; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 14 | Blarney Miller | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Hal Linden [as Blarney Miller]; Abe Vigoda [as Fishface]; Max Gail [as Woho]; Ron Glass [as Harrass]; Steve Landesburg [as Marty]; Jack Soo [as Yamaha]; Master Po (cameo); Fu Manchu (cameo); Don Rickles (cameo); Ming the Merciless (cameo); Abraham Beame (cameo) |
| 15 | One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 16 | Mad Warranty Issue Number 195 | text story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 17 | What's the One Thing Oil-rich Sheiks Have No Intention of Fueling in Their Own Lands? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 18 | A Fairy Tale | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |