| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones; colors: Bob Jones | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Why Kill Yourself? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Abominal House | comic story | 7 | script: Arnie Kogen, Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Bruce McGill [as Vincent James Day]; James Widdoes [as Robert Hoovervac]; Stephen Furst [as Kink Barfman]; James Daughton [as G. Brent Marmalade [Grogg]]; Mark Metcalf [as Dirk Neitchemeyer]; John Vernon [as Dean Vernal Wormy]; Sarah Holcomb [as Chlorine DePasty]; Verna Bloom [as Mrs. Wormy]; Cesare |
| 5 | Early One Morning South of the Border | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 6 | Money Talks | photo story | 2 | script: Henry Clark; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | Parents Are Unconstitutional | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 8 | This Issue's Proposed Mad Medals... to Be Presented to Deserving Teachers | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... Neighbors | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 11 | A Mad Look at... Half Truths in TV Ads | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 12 | Tax Returns for Teenagers | text story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 13 | Academy Awards for Union Leaders | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 14 | Didja Ever Notice That... | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 15 | The Mad Success Primer of the '70's or How to Succeed Without Working | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 16 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías; letters: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 17 | Reject UFO's | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Spock |
| 18 | One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 19 | What Heavy Drinker Should Be Kept Off the Road? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 20 | The Werewolf | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 21 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |