| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | A Barf Bag That Advertises | cartoon | 0.125 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 3 | Superduperman II | comic story | 10 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Christopher Reeve [as Superduperman [Cluck Kennt]]; Margot Kidder [as Lotus]; Gene Hackman [as Lox Looter]; Terence Stamp [as General Klodd]; Sarah Douglas [as Cursa]; Jack O'Halloran [as Noggin]; Susannah York [as Lara]; Jackie Cooper [as Perry Blight]; Leonard Nimoy [as Mr. Spock] (cameo); E.G. Ma |
| 4 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 6 | Stadium & Team Owners Paraphenalia Inc. 1981 Supply Catalogue | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | Stuff We Don't Get to See on the Tube | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | James Garner [as Jim Rockford]; Stuart Margolin [as Angel Martin]; Johnny Carson; Bob Hope; Howard Cosell; Tom Bosley [as Howard Cunningham]; Ron Howard [as Richie Cunningham]; Jack Klugman [as Dr. Quincy]; Gary Walberg [as Lt. Monahan]; Buddy Ebsen [as Barnaby Jones]; Larry Wilcox [as John Baker]; |
| 8 | A Pledge that Employers can Really Live Up to | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of ... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 11 | How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture? | illustration | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 12 | Thought Patterns for Real-Life Every-Day Situations | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 13 | Still More American Jokes They're Telling in Poland | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 14 | Roadside Plaques That We Never Waited Around to Finish Reading | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs, W. G. Will; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 15 | Too Gross for Comfort | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Ted Knight; Nancy Dussault; Deborah Van Valkenburgh; Lydia Cornell [as Starer]; Jim J. Bullock; Gavin Macleod [as Captain Stubing] (cameo); Ed Asner [as Lou Grant] (cameo); Mary Tyler Moore (cameo) |
| 16 | Your Mad Horoscope | text story | 1 | script: John Ficarra | |
| 17 | What Convenient Place has the Chemical Industry Found to Dump its Toxic Products? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 18 | One Day in Metropolis | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; colors: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | Clark Kent, Superman |