| 0 | Raiders of a Lost Art | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Indiana Jones, Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | pencils: ? (photos); inks: ? (photos); letters: typeset | Wendy Gaines (baby photo); Wendy Gaines-Bucci (wedding photo); Robert Bucci (wedding photo) |
| 3 | "Starchie Bonker's Place" or A Christmas Carol O'Conner | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Carroll O'Connor [as Starchie Bonker]; Martin Balsam [as Morey]; Ebenezer Scrooge (cameo); Jason Wingreen [as Harried]; Anne Meara [as Vernica]; Barbara Meek [as Mrs. Campy]; Ghost of Ratings Past [Norman Leer]; Jean Stapleton [as Ghost of Laughs Past [Edict Bonker]]; Rob Reiner [as Meathead] (flash |
| 4 | Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's "Jane" | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Tarzan; Jane |
| 5 | The Nice New Unconventional National Enquirer | photo story | 1 | script: Dennis Snee | Burt Reynolds (photo); Clint Eastwood (photo); Johnny Carson (photo); Farrah Fawcett (photo); President Ronald Reagan (photo); Nancy Reagan (photo); Elvis Presley (photo) |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | The 1981 Night Before Christmas or A Final Visit From St. Nicholas | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | Ralph Nader; Santa Claus |
| 8 | Family Snapshots They Never Put in the Family Album | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 9 | Outlandish | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Sean Connery [as Marshall Willyam Bigdeal]; James B. Sikking [as Monotone]; Peter Boyle [as Shlephard]; Kika Markham [as Carrot Bigdeal]; Nicholas Barnes [as Pall Bigdeal]; Norman Chancer [as Slaughter]; Frances Sternhagen [as Dr. Laziness]; Darth Vader (cameo); Clarke Peters [as Dullard] |
| 10 | Give Thanks | comic story | 2 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | The National Parent Test | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Discrimination | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 13 | Your Mad Horoscope | text story | 1 | script: John Ficarra | Alfred E. Neuman (illustration) |
| 14 | Where Your Christmas Dollar Goes | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 15 | Raiders of a Lost Art | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo, Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Harrison Ford [as Inbanana Jones]; Karen Allen [as Marryin]; Paul Freeman [as Bollix]; Denholm Elliott [as Professor Mucus Crony]; Ronald Lacey [as Toad]; John Rhys-Davies [as Salaam]; Nazis |
| 16 | What's the Difference Between an Idiot - and Someone Who Folds "Fold Ins"? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 17 | Pencils for Sale | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 18 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |