| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | Socrates; Napoleon; Sigmund Freud; Marilyn Monroe; Alexander The Great; Rembrandt; Galileo; Lassie; Tom Swift; Columbus; Caesar; Buffalo Bill; Alfred L. Neuman; Melvin Cowznowski [Alfred E. Neuman]; Copernicus; Louis Pasteur; Ludwig Van Beethoven |
| 1 | Headache? Cold Misery? | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | |
| 2 | Extremely Important Message from the Editors | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 3 | She Wanted to Drown Her Troubles | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Jane Outsell |
| 4 | Contents | table of contents | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman | Roger Price; Bernard Shir-Cliff; Ernie Kovacs; Ira Wallach |
| 5 | I Dreamed I Walked down 5th Avenue in My Ironmaidenfit | comic story | 0.5 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 6 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 7 | Are You Ever Lovely to Love? | comic story | 0.5 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | |
| 8 | Is a Trip to the Moon Possible? | comic story | 10 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Dr. X Fline Saucer; Captain Buck Roger; Melvin Cowznowski; Commander Zork Argh |
| 9 | Report from Russia | text article | 1 | script: Hans Christian Andersen | Tel-Tapper-Phoner; Watchbug |
| 10 | Out of the Frying Pan and into the Soup | text story | 3 | script: Ira Wallach; pencils: Bernie Krigstein; inks: Bernie Krigstein | Ernest Heminghaw [Pappa]; Private First Class; Pierre; Mignonette; a driver |
| 11 | Wrestling | comic story | 10 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Gomez Addams, Morticia Addams, Pugsley Addams First, Frankenstein's monster |
| 12 | Comics Digest | comic story | 2 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | Brunette; Dogwood; Punjoke; Little Orphan Melvin; Daddy Peacebucks; Little Melvin Rooney; Smilin' Melvin; Upwind Johnson; Lil' Ab'r; Mammy Jokeum; Dick Tracing; Chief; Junior; Popcorn kids; Manduck the Magician; Loathar |
| 13 | Classy Crimes #138: Who Put the Strichnine in Mrs. Murphy's Husband? | text story | 3 | script: Bernard Shir-Cliff; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | Dr. Milo Quackenbush; Francis L. Guteberger; Alfred L. Neuman; Seamus Murphy; Voona Murphy; Vasily Vaselodovich Orang-outang; Fothergill; Rosencrantz |
| 14 | Anyone Can Build This Coffee Table | comic story | 3 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 15 | Is This Your Life? | comic story | 9 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | Marlon Brando First, Winston Churchill, Bing Crosby, Donald Duck, Bob Hope, Liberace First, Abraham Lincoln, The Lone Ranger, Groucho Marx, Marilyn Monroe, John Reid, Santa Claus, Harry S. Truman |
| 16 | Tom Swifft and His Electric Ping Pong Ball | text story | 2 | script: Ernie Kovacs; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | Tom Swifft; Professor Harding; Six-Torso [Ramona Popkin] |
| 17 | A Guide for Future Job Hunters | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 18 | How to Get the Job You Want by Thinking Positively and Also Get Ahead by Learning My Five Rules That Will Give You a New and Unbelievable Positive Personality and Help You Achieve Success | text article | 2 | script: Roger Price; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 19 | Vera's Cruz | comic story | 10 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Burt Lambaster; Gary Chickencooper; Seezer Romeo; Emperor Maxamillion; Denice Parcel; Melvin Cowznowski; Sarita Vavavoom |
| 20 | If You Suffer Pain | comic story | 0.11 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | Melvin Coznowski [Alfred E. Neuman] |
| 21 | When the Talk Turns to Books Do You Find Yourself Saying: "Hoo Hah?" | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.11 | letters: typeset | |
| 22 | Pictoquiz | activity | 1.45 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Alfred E. Neuman; Wanda Furd |
| 23 | Are You Walking Around like a Human Question Mark? | comic story | 0.33 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | |
| 24 | In These Danger Periods Your Skin "Dies" a Little | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Camenbert, Duchess of Fromage |
| 25 | Never Before a Bandage That Sticks like This! | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | |
| 26 | When I'm Eating Jell-y I Wish I Were a Human Being | comic story | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder | |