| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Scarred Face | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Al Pacino [as Toadie]; Robert Loggia [as Rank Lopizz]; Michelle Pfeiffer [as Elvirus]; Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio [as Genie] |
| 2 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Early One Morning in an African Jungle | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Tarzan |
| 4 | Mad's Political Believe It or Nuts | cartoon | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Ronald Reagan; Thomas P. "Tip" O'Neill; George H.W. Bush; Nancy Reagan |
| 5 | More Ads We Never Got to See | comic story | 3 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 6 | Remington Steal | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Pierce Brosnan [as Remington Steal]; Stephanie Zimbalist [as Lura]; Doris Roberts [as Mouldred] |
| 7 | Late One Afternoon Outside of Orlando | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Mickey Mouse |
| 8 | Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself TV Guide Listings | text story | 2 | script: Mike Snider | |
| 9 | Modern Merit Badges | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | Horrifying Cliches 11 | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 13 | Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue for Doctors | comic story | 2 | script: Beppe Sabatini; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | Telephone Answering Machine Messages for Some Famous Literary Characters | illustration | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 15 | Other Uses for Pet Boa Constrictors | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 16 | Mentl | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Barbra Streisand [as Mentl/Anschure]; Nehemiah Persoff [as Papa]; Mandy Patinkin [as Avadorable]; Amy Irving [as Hadassa] |
| 17 | One Fine Evening on a Brooklyn Street | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 18 | What Has Replaced the Bald Eagle as America's Symbol All Over the World? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | Elephant Sneeze | cartoon | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Jack Davis | |