| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | James T. Kirk, Leonard McCoy, Alfred E. Neuman, Montgomery Scott, Spock |
| 1 | Sloppy Seconds! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Morgue the Merrier! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 4 | - | letters page | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | - | letters page | 0.5 | letters: typeset | Corazon Aquino |
| 6 | Save Money! Free Gifts! No, This Is Not a Mispirnt!!! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Star Blecch IV: The Voyage Bombs | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Prince Charles, Diana, Princess of Wales First, James T. Kirk, Leonard McCoy, Spock, Hikaru Sulu, Nyota Uhura |
| 8 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 1 | pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | |
| 9 | Sneaky UPC Symbols | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; letters: Bob Clarke | Joan Rivers; Molly Ringwald |
| 10 | The Brown Noser's Guide to Writing A+ School Papers | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 11 | Mad's Advertising Gullibility Test | activity | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Bob Hope |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 13 | People Rejects | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 14 | Mad's Modern-Day Puzzlers | comic story | 2 | script: David Ames; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 15 | Mad's Record Book for Televised Sports - Vol. II | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Pete Rose |
| 16 | Strikes We'd Like to See Occur... And Never See Settled! | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 17 | The Tranquilizer | comic story | 5 | script: Dick De Bartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Crocodile Dundee; Bernhard Goetz; Charles Bronson |
| 18 | The Bruce Springsteen Songbook | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Bill Cosby |
| 19 | Amazing Stories: Plotlines for Steven Spielberg | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebman; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Steven Spielberg |
| 20 | Subway Bingo | activity | 2 | script: Rurik Tyler; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 21 | A Mad Look at Dating | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 22 | Announcing the Crank 'Em Out Mint Professional Wrestling Chess Set | comic story | 3 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | "Captain" Lou Albano First, André the Giant First, Hulk Hogan First, Rowdy Roddy Piper First, Robert Rudolph Remus, "Macho Man" Randy Savage First, Sgt. Slaughter, Roderick George Toombs First |
| 23 | One Fine Day in South Balsamica | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 24 | What Would Be Helpful in Evaluating Government Leaders? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Ronald Reagan |
| 25 | A TV Commercial We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: John Prete; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman, Will Elder; inks: Harvey Kurtzman, Will Elder; colors: Harvey Kurtzman, Will Elder | Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon |
| 26 | Drawn-Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |