| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | What Group Displaying Sexual Behavior Did the Meese Commission Overlook? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 2 | LA Lewd | comic story | 6 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Richard Dysart [as Leeward McKingpin]; Harry Hamlin [as Mydol Muzak]; Michele Greene [as Drabby Percodan]; Susan Dey [as Glaze Van Open]; Jimmy Smits [as Vigoro Cementhead]; Jill Eikenberry [as Antsy Calcium]; Michael Tucker [as Stupor Microwits]; Corbin Bernsen [as Carnie Banger]; Alan Rachins [as |
| 3 | Ultimate Accessories for Personal Stereos | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 4 | One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East | comic story | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | Obituaries for Merchandising Characters | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Mr. Whipple; Mr. Clean; Campbell Kids; Pillsbury Doughboy; Mr. Goodwrench; Morris the Cat; Ronald McDonald; Cap’n Crunch; Jolly Green Giant; Charlie the Tuna |
| 6 | A Mad Look at “Nightmare on Elm Street” | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Freddy Krueger |
| 7 | Stuff We Didn’t Get to See on TV for One Reason or Another | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | David Letterman; Bob Eubanks; Gary Coleman [as Emmanuel Lewis]; Arthur Fiedler; Vanna White; Pat Sajak; Bob Hope; Richard Dawson; Geraldo Rivera |
| 8 | Major League Baseball Rule Changes for the 1980’s | comic story | 2 | script: Chuck Shepherd; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 9 | One Quiet Afternoon on Willow Road West | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 10 | In the Beginning… | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 11 | Clever Ways to Get Out of Embarrassing Situations | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 13 | Abra-Cadaver | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 14 | Little Known World Landmarks | comic story | 2 | script: Dave Wilson; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 15 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 16 | Why Owning a VCR is Better Than Going to the Movies | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 17 | Legal Wreckin’ | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Danny Glover [as Detective Martyr]; Mel Gibson [as Detective Buggs]; Tom Atkins [as Bunksacker] |
| 18 | The Plot Sickens | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 19 | The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 20 | Mad’s NoCredit Cards | illustration | 2 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau, Billy Doherty; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |