| 0 | Special Mid-Winter Vacation Issue | cover | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 1.7 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés, Mort Drucker; inks: Sergio Aragonés, Mort Drucker | |
| 3 | Thirtysuffering | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Migraine Schlepman; Cope Schlepman; Gamy Schlepman; Ellyup; Naffy; Ailin; Hairy; Meshugga |
| 4 | Hand-Me-Down | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | If Bad Taste Took a Holiday | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Willard Scott; Myra Flornoe; Duck Edwing |
| 6 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | Really Appropriate Sponsors for Rock Tours | comic story | 3 | script: Charlie Kadau | Bruce Springsteen; Rod Stewart; Joe Cocker; Tom Waits; Bonnie Tyler; Fat Boys; Cyndi Lauper; Debbie Gibson; Tiffany; Elton John; Phil Collins; James Taylor; Mick Jagger; Carly Simon; Steven Tyler; Prince |
| 8 | The Name Game of the Rich and Famous | comic story | 2 | script: John Prete; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | The Moron Downer Jr. Show | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Moron Downer Jr.; Donald Sfortz; Herman Grebbner; Otto Farmish; Lance Boyle; Derek Dirque |
| 11 | Pot Luck | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | Guys You're Likely to Meet Before Mr. 'Right' | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Alyse Newman; inks: Alyse Newman | |
| 13 | When TV Commercials Make Full Use of the Beatles Songs | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 14 | It's Safe to Go to the Bathroom When... | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 15 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | More You'd Be Rich If You Had a Nickel... | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 17 | 21 Junkheap | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Steven Williams [as Captain Foolish]; Holly Robinson [as Duty Huffs]; Johnny Depp [as Tommy Handsome]; Peter DeLuise [as Dig Pinball]; Dustin Nguyen [as Lowkey] |
| 18 | Duck Edwing Contemplates Suicide | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 19 | Personal Ads That Remind Us of Somebody We Know or Nah, It Couldn't Be Them! | text story | 1 | script: Lou Silverstone | |
| 20 | What Is the Latest, Most Terrible Form of Radio Activity? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | A Mad Fish Story | comic story | 1 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | |
| 22 | Drawn Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |