| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman; Gizmo (mogwai) |
| 1 | Grimlins Ptu! The New Botch | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Zach Galligan [as Bilgy Setzer]; Phoebe Cates [as Katey]; John Glover [as Donald Chump] |
| 2 | Drama on Page 9 | comic story | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Really Difficult is... | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 4 | The Obnoxious Sports Fan’s Supply Catalogue | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 5 | “Hey - Look Behind You!” | comic story | 2 | script: Mark D'Amico; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; letters: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | Robocrap 2 | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 8 | Duck Edwing Really Axe Up! | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing; letters: Duck Edwing | |
| 9 | Really Appropriate Brand Name Sound Effects | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: John Pound; inks: John Pound | |
| 10 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 11 | Teen-Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles! | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Leonardough; Donateldough; Michaelangeldough; Raphedough; Splutter; Gapewell O'Wow; Dreader; Dally; Vincent [the Beast] (cameo); Ed Norton (cameo); the Phantom of the Opera (cameo); Jason (cameo) |
| 12 | Drama on Page 37 | comic story | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 13 | The Lambada in Everyday Life | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 14 | Stipud! | comic story | 2 | script: Dan Birtcher; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Endangered Species of the Music World | comic story | 3 | script: John S. Marshall; pencils: Mort Drucker, Paul Peter Porges, Sam Viviano, Sergio Aragonés, Al Jaffee, John Caldwell; inks: Mort Drucker, Paul Peter Porges, Sam Viviano, Sergio Aragonés, Al Jaffee, John Caldwell | |
| 16 | Villains Awaiting Batman’s Return to TV | comic story | 3 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 17 | Mad Curses!!! | comic story | 1 | script: Joy Chonoles; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 18 | What Have We Gotten Out of George Bush’s “Thousand Points of Light” So Far? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |