| 0 | Hey Dummies! Test Drive This Issue of… | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | The Ham That Robs the Cradle | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Annabella Sciorra [as Clear Barbell]; Matt McCoy [as Nyquil Barbell]; Madeline Zima [as Empathy Barbell]; Rebecca De Mornay [as Pagan Mottly]; Ernie Hudson [as Sullen]; John de Lancie [as Dr. Mottly]; Bernard Shaw (cameo) |
| 2 | The Outrageous Orchestral Offense | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | Snappy Actions to Stupid Questions | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 4 | Mad Double Features—The Sequel | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Hachtman; pencils: Tom Hachtman; inks: Tom Hachtman | |
| 5 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 6 | Mad’s Cross-Section of State Lottery Winners | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Petunia Odintz; B.T. Ten Eyck; Knute Jablonka; Pancho Puente; Wolfgang Lindenblatt; Clem Westervelt; Lucifer Schoenfeld; Jon Volquardsen; June Volquardsen |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 8 | The Devilish Decapitators’ Delight | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 9 | The World’s Greatest Thinkers Go to a Baseball Game | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Guglielmo Marconi; Socrates; Albert Einstein; Isaac Newton; Sigmund Freud; Confucius; Michelangelo; The Three Stooges [Larry; Moe; Curly]; William Shakespeare; Moses; Bart Simpson; Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; Karl Marx; Gandhi; Friedrich Nietzsche |
| 10 | A Mad Look at RVs (Recreational Vehicles) | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | Mad's Consumer Believe It or Nuts! | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 12 | The Mad Nasty File Volume VI | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | Clarence Thomas; H. Norman Schwarzkopf; Mike Tyson; Don King; Bob Saget; Jean Claude Van Damme; Ted Kennedy; Rush Limbaugh; Johnny Carson |
| 13 | Recycling Madonna’s Old Bras | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | Madonna |
| 14 | Evening Shame | comic story | 5 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Burt Reynolds [as Wooden Newton]; Marilu Henner [as Diva Newton]; Hal Holbrook [as Even Stevens]; Elizabeth Ashley [as Freebie Stevens]; Michael Jeter [as Wormin’ Smiles]; Charles Durning [as Hardly Awayfromthefridge]; Ann Wedgeworth [as Squirreleen Awayfromthefridge]; Ossie Davis [as Yonder Black]; |
| 15 | 10 Little Candidates | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 16 | The Bouncing Bungee Blooper | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 17 | The ABC’s of Rock | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 18 | What’s the Only Way for Today’s Youth to Insure Their Financial Stability? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | A TV Ad We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: C. F. Payne; inks: C. F. Payne; colors: C. F. Payne | |