| 0 | Alfred with hieroglyphics | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | How Much More of This Stuff Can You Take? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Pronto |
| 2 | Departments | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Nansy | comic story | 2 | pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | Nansy; Nansy Duck; Pinnochio; Dick Nansy; Junior; Pat [Patton]; Li'l Nansy; Abner Mae; Nansy Canyon |
| 4 | You Can Break The Magazine Habit! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |
| 5 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1.42 | script: Albert B. Feldstein, Bob Singer, Bruce Brown, Wendell Crowley, John Benson | |
| 6 | Statement of Ownership | statement of ownership | 0.085 | script: John F. Putnam | |
| 7 | Now In Full Color! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.165 | pencils: Norman Mingo, Wally Wood; inks: Norman Mingo, Wally Wood | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 8 | The Steve Allan Story | comic story | 5 | pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Steve Allan; Ray Geneburn; Ed Suvillan; Elvis Presley; Wes Yeast |
| 9 | Scenes We'd Like To See: The Faithful Dog | comic story | 1 | pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 10 | It's Gonna Be A Mad Mad Year! | comic story | 2 | script: G. Stang; pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | Alfred E. Neuman; Lila Vavoom; Sam Westee; Javier Pereira |
| 11 | The Bad Seat Is The Big Shocker!! | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Laikin; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Rhodent [Ratty McCormack]; Fancy Kelly; Evileye Varden; Melvin Cowznofski; Henry Bones; Claude Bagel |
| 12 | Big Big Story | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Joe Phipps; pirates; Joe's boss |
| 13 | Making A Paper Eucalyptus Tree | text article | 4 | script: Orson Bean; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Orson Bean |
| 14 | The Rolly Cigarette Ad | comic story | 1 | script: Allen Robin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 15 | The Ideal Woman | comic story | 2 | script: D. Purdy; pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 16 | The Prisoner, When Arrested, Clung To The Railings | comic story | 2 | script: Henry Mayo Bateman; pencils: Henry Mayo Bateman; inks: Henry Mayo Bateman | |
| 17 | What's Happened To Sports Magazines? | comic story | 4 | pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Duke Snyder |
| 18 | Childhood Chums | comic story | 2 | script: Nick Meglin | Johnathan Gordon; Barbara Bridgewood; Robert Miltown |
| 19 | Movies Are Longer Than Ever | text story | 2 | pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | Bick Benedick; Leslie Lynnton; Luz Benedick; Vashti Snythe; Jett Rink; Anita Ekberg |
| 20 | Tom Lehrer Sings | text article | 3 | script: Tom Lehrer; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Tom Lehrer |
| 21 | Future TV Ad | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Charlie; Bill |
| 22 | The "Night People" vs. "Creeping Meatballism" | comic story | 4 | script: Jean Shepherd; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |
| 23 | The MAD Dating Technique | comic story | 4 | pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 25 | Fictitious Want Ads Placed By Famous Folk | text article | 0 | letters: typeset | |
| 26 | MAD Record Labels | illustration | 1 | script: Albert B. Feldstein; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |