| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman Lookalike Contest! | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | Batsman: The Anemic Series | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Batsman; Ribbin'; Neuman; Commissioner Gorey; Detective Bullhorn; the Jerker; Cattywoman; the Pengrin; Mad Hatter; Mr. Freeze; Poison Ivy; the Scabcrow; Two-Face; Hobbes; Batman (photo of Adam West) |
| 2 | The Puny Pugilist's Performance | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | |
| 3 | Here’s Mad’s Reasons Not to Visit Disney World This Year! | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 4 | The Frustrated Environmentalist | comic story | 3 | pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 5 | The Tourist | comic story | 3 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 6 | Translating “Studspeak” | comic story | 2 | script: Matthew A. Cohen; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 7 | Which is More Satisfying… | comic story | 2 | script: Mark Hudis; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | |
| 8 | Regional Celebrations You Rarely Hear About | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges; letters: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 9 | The Belching Dragon | comic story | 2 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | A Mad Look at U.F.O.s | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | Mad Salutes Some Legendary Moms and Dads | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Quasimodo; Frankenstein’s monster; Creature from the Black Lagoon; Black Spy; White Spy; Batman; Clark Kent; Tarzan; Dracula; Invisible Man |
| 13 | The Tumultuous Trebek Tribunal | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | |
| 14 | A Decent Proposal | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 15 | Personality Traits and Genetics Or: Why You Are the Way You Are | comic story | 3 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Dr. Grady Pounder |
| 16 | Olympic Events for the Dead | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 17 | To Be Or Not To Be (A Queen’s Soliloquy) | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 18 | Where is There Pestilence, Hunger, and Human Sacrifice That Even the U.N. Can’t Stop? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |