| 0 | A Best-Seller We'd Hate to See! | cover | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | Rush Limbaugh |
| 1 | Swine-filled | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 2 | The Bodacious Bird Bewilderment | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | When Priests Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: Mike May; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Thanks to Home Video Cameras We Now Have on Tape— | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 5 | The Future Occupations for Today's Top Wrestlers | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker | |
| 6 | The Rotten Royal Ruse | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 7 | Mad's Billy Joel Songbook | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 8 | Adding Thrills and Adventure to Boring Hobbies | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 9 | Mad's 11-Point Plan for Reducing Brain Cells | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 1 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed); letters: M&e (signed) | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 1 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e(signed); inks: M&e (signed); letters: M&S (signed) | |
| 13 | Things You Never Want to Experience If Your Anesthesia Wears Off | comic story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 14 | The Traumatic Transparent Tragedy | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 15 | Mrs. Doubtful | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Robin Williams [as Daniel Dullard; Mrs. Doubtful]; Pierce Brosnan [as Stuart Dimwire]; Lucy Van Pelt; Superman [Clark Kent] |
| 16 | Even More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 17 | Eccch-Men | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Professor Ecch; Stormy; Gamble; Beastly; Rouge; Morph-fiend; Cyplops; Valvoline; Judo-Lee; Jean Grave; Sentient; Magnet-man; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Donatello; Raphael; Michelangelo; Leonardo] (cameo); Geraldo Rivera (cameo); Cruncho (cameo); Energizer Bunny (cameo); Bugs Bunny (cameo); Daffy |
| 18 | Mad Charts | comic story | 1 | script: Joe Raiola, Charles Kadau | |
| 19 | What Sadistic April Fool's Trick Never Leaves 'Em Laughing? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 20 | A Poem for Mother | text story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs, David Conner; pencils: D. Woodbridge; inks: D. Woodbridge; colors: D. Woodbridge; letters: D. Woodbridge | |