| 0 | In This Issue We Poke Holes in… | cover | 1 | script: Tom Cheney | |
| 1 | Die Hard With No Variance | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Bruce Willis [as McLame]; Samuel L. Jackson [as Zoos]; Porky Pig; Bugs Bunny; Elmer Fudd; Yosemite Sam; Daffy Duck; Tweety; Foghorn Leghorn |
| 2 | The Ten Commandments of Body Piercing | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 3 | - | comic story | 1 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed); letters: M&e (signed) | |
| 4 | Video Games that Nintendo Rejected | comic story | 4 | script: Sean Eisenporth; pencils: Sean Eisenporth; inks: Sean Eisenporth | |
| 5 | Gasper | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Gasper |
| 6 | Your Life vs. Life on Melrose Place/90210 | comic story | 3 | script: Lori Kolman; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 7 | How Madonna Revived Her Sagging Career: A Look Back from the 21st Century | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 8 | The Momentous Medical Megillah | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 9 | When Sesame Street Caves In to the Radical Right | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Kermit the Frog; Big Bird; Oscar the Grouch; Snuffy Snufflephagus; Guy Smiley; Count von Count; Grover; The Amazing Mumford; Telly Monster; Bert; Ernie; Herry Monster; Prairie Dawn; Cookie Monster; Rosita; Elmo; Zoe; Pat Buchanan; Pat Robertson; Donald Wildmon; Jesse Helms |
| 10 | A Mad Look at Back to College | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | The Untold Story of Rap Music Through History | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 13 | Superhero High | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Joe Staton; inks: Joe Staton | The Flash [Barry Allen ?]; Wolverine; Captain America; Dr. Octopus; Judge Dredd; Wonder Woman; Daredevil; Mr. Fantastic; Iron Man; Dr. Strange; Green Lantern [Hal Jordan]; Thor; Conan the Barbarian |
| 14 | If James Bond Were “Updated” for the Politically-Correct ‘90s | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | James Bond; Ms. Moneypenny; M; Kukoo Kachoo; Lady Everhold; White Spy (cameo); Black Spy (cameo) |
| 15 | What Form of Street Noise is Becoming Increasingly Annoying to Everyone? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |