| 0 | Move Over Oscar It's the Alfie! | cover | 1 | pencils: C. F. Payne; inks: C. F. Payne | Whoopi Goldberg |
| 1 | The Alfie Awards: Mad Salutes the Movies | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Sharon Stone; John Travolta; Kevin Costner; Steven Seagal; Woody Allen; Mia Farrow; Oprah Winfrey; Uma Thurman; Whoopi Goldberg; David Letterman; Leonard Maltin; Pierce Brosnan; Roseanne Barr; Sylvester Stallone; Batman; Robin; the Riddler; Michael Eisner; Jerry Lewis; Jim Carrey; Michael Douglas; A |
| 2 | Comic Strip Classics in Their Full Strip Form | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Walt F. Rosenberg; inks: Walt F. Rosenberg | |
| 3 | Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories | comic story | 3 | script: Greg Eckler; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 4 | - | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 5 | The Malling of America | comic story | 3 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | |
| 6 | CyberNerd Magazine | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge, Robert Dale, Phil Franke; inks: George Woodbridge, Robert Dale, Phil Franke | |
| 7 | Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Richard Gere; Colin Powell; Ron “Horshack” Palillo; Billy Crystal; Michael Eisner; John Goodman; Rosie O’Donnell; Mia Farrow; Robert Dole; Melanie Griffith; Barbra Streisand |
| 8 | Strange But True… | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | Mad’s Colossal, Stupendous, Absolutely Fantabulous Plan to Liven Up the Academy Awards | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Charlie Sheen |
| 11 | Paparazzi Shots that Press Agents Try to Suppress | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 12 | Practical School Prayers for Today's Students | comic story | 2 | script: Dan Lozer; pencils: Dennis Langdon Jr.; inks: Dennis Langdon Jr. | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Nudity | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | Police Squad: O.J. on the Rocks | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Leslie Nielsen [as Frank Drebin]; O.J. Simpson |
| 15 | The Pernicious Plaything Payoff | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 16 | What's the New Hot Sports Fan Collectible? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |