| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | Buttman & Rubbin' | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | George Clooney [as Buttman; also as Brute Swain]; Chris O’Donnell [as Rubbin'; also as Dork]; Alicia Silverstone [as Buttgirl; also as Boobra]; Michael Gough [as Neuman]; Arnold Schwarzenegger [as Frostbite]; Uma Thurman [as Prunella; also as Poison I.V.]; John Glover [as Dr. Woodbrew]; Robert Swens |
| 2 | The Graffiti in the Microsoft Bathroom | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Sonneborn, Andy Rheingold; pencils: Robert Busan; inks: Robert Busan | |
| 3 | Behind the Scenes at MTV | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker | |
| 4 | Condom Buying for Dummies | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | Monroe &... the County Fair | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | Was it the Miles? | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 7 | A Day in the Life of a Single Career Girl in the Big City | comic story | 3 | script: Peggy Doody; pencils: Carol Lay; inks: Carol Lay | |
| 8 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Pet Ownership | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 9 | Goosebumps Horror Stories That Would Really Scare Kids | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 10 | A Mad Look at Freaking Out | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | Altered Snakes | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 13 | The Joe Eszterhas School for Sleazy, No-Talent Screenwriting Hacks! | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 14 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 15 | Private Putz | comic story | 6 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Howeird Stern; Ben Stern; Ray Stern; Alison Stern; Robin Quivers; Mia Farrow; Don Imus; Fred Norris; Jackie Martling; Gary Dell’Abate; Stuttering John |
| 16 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Thomas Fluharty; inks: Thomas Fluharty | Richard Simmons |
| 17 | Where Do Experts Agree More Defense Dollars are Urgently Needed? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |