| 0 | In This Issue, We Slay Buffy! | cover | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Tom Bunk, Mort Drucker; inks: Tom Bunk, Mort Drucker | Sarah Michelle Geller [as Buffy Summers]; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Starless Troopers | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Casper Van Dien [as Johnny Reeky]; Denise Richards [as Craveman Ibeen]; Patrick Muldoon [as Sanszit Barcode]; Archie Andrews (cameo); Betty Cooper (cameo); Veronica Lodge (cameo); Dina Meyer [as Dipsy Flowers]; Neil Patrick Harris [as Carl Jerkins]; Michael Ironside [as John Ratsick]; Clancy Brown [ |
| 2 | Mad’s Dating Pluses & Minuses Scorecard | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Carol Lay; inks: Carol Lay | |
| 3 | Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments??? | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | Pop Up Bill Clinton Fundraising Videos | photo story | 4 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: David P. Levin; inks: David P. Levin | |
| 5 | Mad’s 1998 Movie Previews | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | |
| 6 | Quicksand Sandtrap | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 7 | If Magazine Covers Told the Truth About What's Inside | photo story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 8 | The Story of Creation Retold in a Chat Room | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 9 | Monroe &… The New Job | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of… | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | A Mad Look at Vanity | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | Little-Known Facts About Europe’s Hottest Tourist Attractions | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 13 | Busty the Vampire Spayer | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Sarah Michelle Geller [as Busty]; Anthony Stewart Head [as Childs]; Nicholas Brendon [as Extender]; Alyson Hannigan [as Pillow]; Charisma Carpenter [as HardCordelia]; David Boreanaz [as Angle]; Count von Count (cameo); Alfred E. Neuman (cameo) |
| 14 | Buggy Nights | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 15 | Mad Visits the Winter Olympics | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 16 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Eddie Vedder |
| 17 | What American Export is Costing Many Foreigners an Arm and a Leg? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |