| 0 | Godzilla Bites! | cover | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés, Duck Edwing; pencils: Mark Fredrickson, Sergio Aragonés; inks: Mark Fredrickson, Sergio Aragonés | |
| 1 | Gotsilly | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Matthew Broderick [as Dr. Neck Tattoo]; Vicki Lewis [as Elsea Chapstick]; Maria Pitillo [as Tawdry Timmids]; Harry Shearer [as Charles Caveman]; Hank Azaria [as Manimal]; Jean Reno [as Phillipe Roach]; Kevin Dunn [as Colonel Hicky]; Barney (cameo); Gotsilly; Michael Lerner [as the Mayor] |
| 2 | Madonna Frozen | photo story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin | |
| 3 | Only a True Cigar Lover… | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Modern Term Paper Footnotes, Sources, and References | photo story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 5 | Monroe &... the Concert | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | A Man’s Guide to Not Buying into Diamonds | text story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | O.N.A.S.L. 1998-1999 Preview | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Grey Blackwell, Tom Bunk; inks: Grey Blackwell, Tom Bunk | |
| 8 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Amusement Parks | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 9 | 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything Part II | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 10 | A Mad Look at the World of Art | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | Mad’s Viewer’s Guide to Recurring Personality Types on Fox’s COPS | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 13 | Paul Simon Sings Songs Inspired by The Capeman | comic story | 1 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 14 | Sulfuric Acid Hole | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 15 | Godzilla Takes Manhattan | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Duck Edwing | |
| 16 | Ally’s Appeal | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Peter MacNicol [as Mr. Fishy]; Gil Bellows [as Bully]; Courtney Thorne Smith [as Jugula]; Calista Flockhart [as Ally McPeal]; David E. Krulley;Jane Krakowski [as Elate]; Kelsey Grammer [as Frasier Crane] (cameo); David Hyde Pierce [as Niles Crane] (cameo); Lisa Nicole Carson [as Rentee]; Vonda Shepa |
| 17 | Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On | photo story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin, Desmond Devlin | |
| 18 | Mad’s Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | Godzilla |
| 19 | What Hideous Beast is Running Out of Control in Our Country? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |