| 0 | In This Issue We Hurl All Over Harry Potter | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | 7th Heaving | comic story | 5 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Stephen Collins [as Cleric Crammed-in]; Barry Watson [as Mutt Crammed-in]; Beverley Mitchell [as Loopy Crammed-in]; David Gallagher [as Simple Crammed-in]; Mackenzie Rosman [as Rudely Crammed-in]; Catherine Hicks [as Antsy Crammed-in]; Nikolas Brino [as Harry Crammed-in]; Lorenzo Brino [as David Cra |
| 2 | Chic Glitz Computer University | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 3 | Is it Really Cause for Celebration When… | comic story | 2 | script: J. Prete; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 4 | Monroe and… Health Class | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 5 | Magic 8 Ball Answers for the New Millennium | comic story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Lisa Haney; inks: Lisa Haney | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Toy Story 2 | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | Harry Plodder and the Kidney Stone | comic story | 7 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 8 | Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe… (Part 2) | comic story | 3 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 9 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 10 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Technology | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 11 | Spot Your Parents! | comic story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 13 | Which Webcam Is It…? | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 14 | Mad’s Etiquette Guide for Drunk Drivers | comic story | 3 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 15 | George W. Bush Faces the Drug Issue Head-on! | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 16 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Jeff Gordon |
| 17 | What Global Technology is Bound to Create Increased Death and Injury? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |