| 0 | Goofy Retard! | cover | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | |
| 1 | Errant Bra-on-Bitch | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Julia Roberts [as Errant Bra-on-Bitch]; Albert Finney [as Dead Mercy]; Aaron Eckhart [as Gorgeous]; Genie (cameo); Charlie Brown (cameo); Lucy Van Pelt (cameo) |
| 2 | Your Summer Camp Romance is Doomed If… | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Driver’s License Penalty Points We’d Like to See | comic story | 2 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | Monroe and… the Doggy | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 5 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 6 | hypeline.com | comic story | 1 | script: Joe Raiola, David Shayne; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 7 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes on the Set of Sports Night | comic story | 3 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | |
| 8 | The 13 Levels of Fading Celebrity Hell | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 9 | Of Human Bandage | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | Novelizations of TV Shows as Written by Famous Authors | comic story | 3 | script: Charlie Richards; pencils: Jon Weiman; inks: Jon Weiman | |
| 11 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Politics | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 12 | Early One Morning in Midtown Manhattan | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Chuck Frasier; inks: Chuck Frasier | |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 14 | Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Hermann Mejía, Keith Seidel, John Caldwell; inks: Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Hermann Mejía, Keith Seidel, John Caldwell | |
| 15 | A Mad Look at Photography | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 16 | Sports Suction Catalog | comic story | 5 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 17 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Hillary Rodham Clinton |
| 18 | What Form of Highway Pollution is Sickening Many Americans? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |