| 0 | We Torch the 2000 Olympics | cover | 1 | pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | |
| 1 | The Perfect Snore | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | George Clooney [as Captain Bully Time]; Mark Wahlberg [as Bobbin’ Shaftford]; John C. Reilly [as Surf]; John Hawkes [as Buggy Moron]; Allen Payne [as Alfred Sea-Air]; William Fichtner [as Sulky]; Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio [as Green-horn]; Captain Horatio McAllister (cameo); Popeye (cameo); Charlie |
| 2 | When Clowns Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Monroe and… the Family Heirloom | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 4 | A Mad Look at the Olympics | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | The Intimidator LX 2000 Owner's Manual | comic story | 3 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Timothy Shamey, Bill Wray; inks: Timothy Shamey, Bill Wray | |
| 6 | Sports Memorabilia Cards We'd Like to See | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Keith Seidel; inks: Keith Seidel | |
| 7 | The Case For/Against Gore/Bush | comic story | 2 | script: Sam Sisco; pencils: Barry Liebmann; inks: Barry Liebmann | |
| 8 | A Totally Honest Message from Bill Gates | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 9 | A Rug's Life | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 12 | Spot Your Parents! | comic story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | |
| 13 | Some Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Questions We'd Love to See Regis Ask | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 14 | What is a Compassionate Conservative? | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 15 | Survivoyeur | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Jerk Probst; Dave Berg (cameo); Grog; Senilia; Brad (cameraman); Boo-Boo; Spacey; Ramoanin’; Dirt |
| 16 | Mad’s Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jon Weiman; inks: Jon Weiman | Tom Hanks |
| 17 | What Measure are Many States Considering to Protect Innocent Citizens? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |