| 0 | Special Harry Potter Issue! | cover | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Harry Plodder and the Sorry-Ass Story | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Daniel Radcliffe [as Harry Plodder]; Emma Watson [as Herwhiny Grungy]; Rupert Grint [as Runt Queasy]; Tom Felton [as Drano Malformed]; Robbie Coltrane [as Rubiks Haggard]; Richard Harris [as Albus Doubledork]; Richard Bremmer [as Lord Druckermort]; Ian Hart [as Professor Qwerty]; Alan Rickman [as Se |
| 2 | The Mad Etiquette Guide for Modern Workplace Romances | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 3 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 4 | President George W. Bush: The First 6 Months | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka; colors: Digital Chameleon | |
| 5 | ATM Safety Rules That Banks Should Pass | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 6 | You May Want to Re-think Your Gym Choice If… | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 7 | The Ugghers | comic story | 4 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Nicole Kidman [as Ice]; Alakina Mann [as Antsy]; James Bentley [as Nickelby]; Fionnula Flanagan [as Mrs. Mulls]; Eric Sykes [as Mr. Turtle]; Elaine Cassidy [as Loonier]; Christopher Eccleston [as Chills]; Tom Cruise (cameo); Flecktor |
| 8 | Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions: Special Law Enforcement Edition | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 9 | The Jay Leno Class Action Lawsuit | photo story | 1 | script: Noah Feuer; letters: typeset | Jay Leno |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; colors: Wildstorm | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | Monroe and… Thanksgiving | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 12 | The Mysterious Mysteries of Televised Sports | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Harry Potter | comic story | 5 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | J.K. Rowling |
| 15 | What Professional Sector in Our Faltering Economy Is Always Guaranteed a Job? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |