| 0 | Britney & Justin's Photo Album | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | |
| 1 | Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 2 | A Booty-full Mind | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Russell Crowe [as Mash]; Ed Harris [as Pollack]; Natasha Fatale (cameo); Boris Badenov (cameo); Jennifer Connelly [as Mrs. Mash]; Albert Einstein (cameo) |
| 3 | Unconscious Racists | comic story | 2 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 4 | 10 Loyal Baseball Fans | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 5 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | James Lipton |
| 6 | Haiku Study Guides | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 7 | A Mad Look at Taxis | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; colors: Digital Chameleon | Roger Kaputnik |
| 10 | Mad’s Handicapping Guide to the Kentucky Derby Freak Show | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 11 | Britney Spears' & Justin Timberlake's Family Photo Album | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 12 | Mad’s Credit Card Bill Return Envelope | comic story | 1 | script: Darren Johnson | |
| 13 | Monroe and… Babysitting Part Two | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 14 | Duck Droppings: The Bible | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 15 | The Royal Paininthebums | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Alec Baldwin [as the narrator]; Gene Hackman [as Royal Paininthebum];Anjelica Huston [as Ethelfuel Paininthebum]; Ben Stiller [as Spaz Paininthebum]; Luke Wilson [as Rackety Paininthebum]; Gwyneth Paltrow [as Maggot Paininthebum]; Owen Wilson [as Eli Crash]; Bill Murray [as Raleigh St. Droopy]; Dann |
| 16 | What One Group Above All Others Is President Bush Intent on Protecting? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |