| 0 | Our Deck of 52 Least Wanted Americans! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | Chef Widget | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 2 | Mad's Deck of Least Wanted Americans | comic story | 7 | script: Frank Jacobs, Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker, Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejía, Sam Viviano; inks: Mort Drucker, Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejía, Sam Viviano | |
| 3 | When Hardcore Gamers Claim Their Place in Society | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Mad's All-Access Pass to the MTV Video Music Awards Part Two | photo story | 2 | script: Greg Leitman; pencils: Jack Syracuse, AP/Wide World; inks: Jack Syracuse, AP/Wide World; colors: Jack Syracuse, AP/Wide World | |
| 5 | Monroe and... Back to Skool | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | A MAD Look at Trying Out for the Team | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | More Mr. Fix-It Tackles Your Occult and Paranormal Home Repair Problems | comic story | 3 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 8 | Without Sports… | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 9 | The Telltale Signs of a White Trash Wedding | comic story | 3 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 10 | How to Build Muscles | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | An Iraqi Scene We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 12 | Self-Defeating Consequences in Modern American Life | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 13 | Using Kiddie TV to Explain the War on Terrorism | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | Tinky-Winky; Dipsy; Lala; Po; Winnie the Pooh; Piglet; Tigger; Donovan Patton [as Joe]; Blue; Bob the Builder; Scoop; Grover; Saddam Hussein; Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf; Emily Elizabeth; Clifford; Dora; Boots; Barney; Angelica Pickles; Tommy Pickles; Chuckie Finster; Oswald; Henry; Eggbert; Le |
| 14 | Mad’s Twisted Truisms, Axioms & Theories | comic story | 1 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 15 | 8 Simple Rules for Writing a Mad Spoof of a Dopey ABC-TV Sitcom | comic story | 6 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | John Ritter [as Pawl Henpekky]; Kaley Cuoco [as Briskette Henpekky]; Amy Davidson [as Quirky Henpekky]; Martin Spanjers [as Crawly Henpekky]; Katey Sagal [as Crate Henpekky]; Snake; Darth Vader (cameo); George Jetson (cameo); Homer Simpson (cameo); other unnamed cameos; Newton; Suzanne Somers (cameo |
| 16 | What Does the Bush Administration Have Millions of Americans On the Lookout For? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |