| 0 | We Pick Oscar Winners & Losers | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Arie Kaplan, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart; pencils: Ray Alma, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Tom Nick Cocotos, Scott Bricher; inks: Ray Alma, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Tom Nick Cocotos, Scott Bricher; colors: Evan Dorkin | |
| 4 | Masochist Commander: On the Farce Side of the World | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres; colors: Wildstorm | Russell Crowe [as Jock Tubtree]; Mr. Puffin; Tony Dolan [as Mr. Sham]; Mr. Pullet; Max Pirkis [as Lord Blankey]; Mr. Hawkey; Mr. Poultry; Max Benitz [as Midshipman Carrot]; Paul Bettany [as Steepen]; Dory (cameo); Mulligan |
| 5 | The Valet Parking Attendant's Secret Oath | text story | 1 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Liz Lomax; inks: Liz Lomax; colors: Liz Lomax | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at the Oscars | comic story | 5 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | The Lords of the Bling - The Jewelry Never Ends | cartoon | 2 | script: Arie Kaplan, Greg Leitman; pencils: Mark Stutzman; inks: Mark Stutzman; colors: Mark Stutzman | |
| 8 | Monroe and... Survivor Jr. Part 2 | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 9 | Mad's Down-on-the-Farm the Simple Life Outtakes! | photo story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Mike Snider; inks: Mike Snider; colors: Mike Snider | |
| 10 | If Other Companies Copied the iPod Ad Campaign | cartoon | 3 | script: Scott Bricher; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 11 | Rock Solid Indications You Are Too Old for the Goth Lifestyle | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 12 | Are You a Member of Hollywood's D-List? | comic story | 2 | script: Matthew A. Cohen; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 13 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 14 | Mad's Oscar Preview | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo, Greg Leitman, Barry Liebmann, David Shayne, Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía, Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Sam Sisco; inks: Hermann Mejía, Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Sam Sisco; colors: Jack Syracuse | |
| 15 | What Is Bigger Than Ever Among American Students? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee; letters: Al Jaffee | |