| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman; colors: Drew Friedman | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin, Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart; pencils: Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Patrick Merrell, Jack Syracuse, Tom Bunk; inks: Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Patrick Merrell, Jack Syracuse, Tom Bunk; colors: Irving Schild, Garth Gerhart | |
| 4 | Lewd & Disorder: Criminal Malcontent | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Vincent D'Onofrio [as Detective Rabid Boring]; Kathryn Erbe [as Games]; Courtney B. Vance [as Assistant DA Carve-em]; Jamey Sheridan [as James Weakened]; Oscar the Grouch (cameo); Big Bird (cameo); Bert (cameo); Ernie (cameo); Keith Tubbs |
| 5 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 6 | Monroe and... Christmas (It's a Wonderful Strife) | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 7 | The Mad 20 [The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2004] | comic story | 23 | script: Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Russ Cooper, Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau, Scott Maiko; pencils: Richard Williams, Mark Stutzman, James Warhola, Jack Syracuse, Justin Gerard, Gary Hallgren; inks: Richard Williams, Mark Stutzman, James Warhola, Jack Syracuse, Justin Gerard, Gary Hallgren; colors: Richard Williams, Mark Stutzman, James Warhola, Justin Gerard, Tom Nick Cocotos, Irving Schild | |
| 8 | A Mad Look at New Year's Eve | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | One Fine Day at the Service Station | comic story | 1 | script: Craig Boldman; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |