| 0 | Harry Potter - Again? Our Scorching Spoof Of Goblet Of Fire | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman [as Harry Potter] |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | | Alfred E. Neuman; Bronze Battler (border contents) |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 3 | | Alfred E. Neuman; Tom Cruise; Jason Isaacs; Ross Feinberg; Ron Cohn; Carrie Underwood; Harry Potter |
| 4 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Huw Evans, Desmond Devlin, Duck Edwing, Mark Cantrell, P. C. Vey, Mark Cantrell; pencils: Huw Evans, Grey Blackwell, Ray Alma, Duck Edwing, Kevin Pope, P. C. Vey; inks: Huw Evans, Grey Blackwell, Ray Alma, Duck Edwing, Kevin Pope, P. C. Vey | Melvin; Jenkins; Demi Moore; Ashton Kutcher; Matt Stone; Trey Parker; Harry Potter; Hermione Granger; Albus Dumbledore; Mel Gibson; Dobby; George Lucas; Moaning Myrtle; Mr. Hanky; Siamese Only Child; Dog-Faced Terrier; World's Tallest Midget; The Guy Who Could Stand To Lose A Few Pounds; The Alligat |
| 5 | Harry Plodder Has Gotta Retire | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Daniel Radcliffe [as Harry Plodder]; Ralph Fiennes [as Lord Druckermort]; Tom Felton [as Drano Malformed]; Robert Pattinson [as Eccentric Buggery]; Katie Leung [as Cha Ching]; Bad Eye Moonpie; Emma Watson [as Herwhiny Grungy]; Rupert Grint [as Runt Queasy]; Stanislav Ianevski [as Virile Skum]; Lucky |
| 6 | Everyday Pet-Peeves Of Second Rate Superheroes | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | Captain Whiz; Jon Lovitz; Ferret; Commander Volts [Brent Burleigh]; Bronze Battler; Platinum Lad |
| 7 | 7 Periods Closer To Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall | Derin |
| 9 | Monroe and… The Mystery Cream Part One | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Monroe; Grandpa; Walter; Dylan; Coach |
| 10 | The Mad 2006 Calendar | insert or dust jacket | 2 | pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 12 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 14 | Planet TAD !!!!! [October 31, 08:41 PM-November 17, 2005 07:18 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | Tad |
| 15 | From The Case Files Of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 16 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 17 | A Mad Look At Cell Phones | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 18 | Go Fetch! | text article | 3 | | Jimi Hendrix; Beavis; Butthead; Luke Skywalker; Princess Leia Organa; Darth Vader; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Han Solo; Chewbacca; R2-D2; C-3PO; Stuart; Jerry Seinfeld; Carrie Underwood; Brad Pitt; Angelina Jolie; Elaine Benes; George Costanza; Black Spy Jr.; White Spy Jr.; Ghostface; Alfred E. Neuman Jr.; Wil |
| 19 | Extreme Once-Over Home Repitition | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Trying Bragington; Marvin Lakely; Alfred E. Neuman (cameo); Maul; Pressing |
| 20 | Cents-Less Coupons-Your Money Saving Circular | photo story | 4 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 21 | One Fine Morning In The Windy City | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Mendenhall; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Donald Trump |
| 22 | What's The Dead End Job Where There Inexplicably Seems To Be No Shortage Of Applicants? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 23 | Drawn Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |