| 0 | ...Have It Our Way! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | King Korn! | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Jack Black [as Cad Denim]; Naomi Watts [as Gam Sorrow]; Colin Hanks [as Pressing]; Thomas Kretschmann [as Captain Foghorn]; Jeff Probst (cameo); Matthew Fox [as Jack Shepherd] (cameo); Evangeline Lilly [as Kate Austen] (cameo); Harold Perrineau [as Michael Dawson] (cameo); Dominic Monaghan [as Charl |
| 3 | Monroe and… The Right to Die Part Two | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 4 | When the Government Allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance | comic story | 1 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 5 | Mad's Flame-Broiled Burger King Commercial Outtakes | photo story | 2 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); colors: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 6 | I Hear You | illustration | 2 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Planet TAD!!!!! [March 9, 2006 5:47 PM-March 22, 2006 07:53 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | |
| 8 | Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at the Prom | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 10 | Burger King Funnies | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 11 | Go Fetch! | text article | 3 | pencils: Hanoch Piven; inks: Hanoch Piven | |
| 12 | 7 Periods Closer to Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 13 | 35 Scholarly Reasons Why School Sucks | comic story | 6 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Richmond, Peter Bagge; inks: Tom Richmond, Peter Bagge | |
| 14 | What "Lost" Character Do Many Feel is Not Getting Enough Attention? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |