| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman [as Superman] |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | Stuporman Reruns! | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Tobey Maguire [as Spider-Sham [Peeper Porker]]; King Kong (cameo); Batman (cameo); Commissioner James Gordon (cameo); Marlon Brando [as Dor-Bell]; Brandon Routh [as Stuporman [Cluck Bent]]; Kevin Spacey [as Lets Looter]; Kate Bosworth [as Locust Lame]; Frank Langella [as Perky]; Tristan Lake Lebeau |
| 3 | Rejected Bill Clinton Portraits | comic story | 2 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Bill Clinton |
| 4 | When Lifeguards Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | Phrases We Swear We Heard On An Infomercial | comic story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk; colors: Tom Bunk | |
| 6 | MAD's Booty-licious Outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest | photo story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Reasons You Should Definitely Skip Summer Concerts | comic story | 3 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Simon Gane; inks: Simon Gane; colors: Simon Gane | |
| 8 | 7 Periods Closer to Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Illegal Immigration | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | The Strip Club | comic story | 3 | script: Simon Rich, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Ted Rall, Keith Knight; pencils: M. K. Perker, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Ted Rall, Keith Knight; inks: M. K. Perker, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Ted Rall, Keith Knight; letters: Douglas Paszkiewicz, Ted Rall, Keith Knight | |
| 12 | Facts That Sound For a Second Like They Might Be True...But Aren't | comic story | 1 | script: Justin Heimberg; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 13 | Video Game Laws That America Actually Needs | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Rich Powell; inks: Rich Powell; letters: Rich Powell | |
| 14 | T.G.I. Fried-Days | photo story | 5 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 15 | What Potential American Disaster is Superman Even Powerless to Stop? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |