| 0 | Indiana Jones | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Super Delegate; Indiana Jones; Deathster; Lizz LemonPledge |
| 4 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.67 | script: John Ficarra | Alfred E. Neuman; Matisyahu; Jonathan Bresman |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; John McCain; Jenna Jameson; Fat Steve; Joe Bitterman; Nick |
| 7 | Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 8 | 30 Crock | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Tracy Morgan [as Crazee Jumpin]; Tina Feh [as Lizz LemonPledge]; Alec Baldwin [as Jock Dungaheap]; Jane Krackheadski [as Henna Baloney]; Lorne Michaels (cameo); Jack McBrayer [as Kennel]; Hannah Montana (cameo); Judah Friedlander [as Crank] |
| 10 | SuperDelegate | comic story | 2 | script: Joe Raiola; pencils: R. Sikoryak; inks: R. Sikoryak | Bill Clinton; Hillary Clinton; Barack Obama; Michelle Obama |
| 11 | The Top-Secret "Indiana Jones Memo" from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg | comic story | 2 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | Steven Spielberg; George Lucas (printed word) |
| 12 | A MAD Look At Science Fairs | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Embryonic Jones and The Temple of Womb | illustration | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Embryonic Jones |
| 14 | An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 15 | Monroe and...Evolution | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Ryan Flanders | Monroe; Mr. Bines; Johab; Johab's father; Johab's mother; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father |
| 16 | Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 17 | MAD's Rusty Iron Man Outtakes | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Pepper |
| 18 | A-Hole Foods Market | comic story | 1 | script: Kiernan P. Schmitt | |
| 19 | 7 Periods Closer To Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | Brian; Angela |
| 20 | MADKids On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 2 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Vanessa Anne Hudgens; Zac Efron; Roger; Black Spy; White Spy; Dwayne; Wall-E |
| 21 | 10 Things Indiana Jones Hates More Than Snakes | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | Indiana Jones; Robert Langdon |
| 22 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 23 | Deathster | comic story | 5 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Deathster Morgue'in; Angel Badteaser; Tom Asstore; Maria Lagrabba; Debrat; Scary Morgue'in; Sgt. Croakes; Vince Masukka; Reepa; Liar |
| 24 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | Indiana Jones; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 26 | What Frightening Ancient Relic Will Be The Focus of Much Attention and Fanfare This Summer? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | John McCain |
| 27 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |