| 0 | MAD Goes Green! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Dick Cheney |
| 4 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.17 | script: John Ficarra | Pamela Anderson First |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 9 | MAD's 50 Worst Things About the Internet | comic story | 6 | script: Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse; pencils: Leonardo Rodriguez, Drew Friedman, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Jose Garibaldi, Rick Tulka; inks: Leonardo Rodriguez, Drew Friedman, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Jose Garibaldi, Rick Tulka | Tila Tequila; Tay Zonday; Conan O'Brien; Steve Jobs; Steve Ballmer; Perez Hilton |
| 10 | The Eerie Similarities Between Family Guy and the Bush White House | comic story | 2 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | George W. Bush, Barack Obama |
| 11 | A MAD Look at Cooking Shows | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Up-and-Coming Mixed Martial Arts Fighters | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 14 | Overheard at the Barack Obama Rally in Germany | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Barack Obama |
| 15 | The Darker Side of the Lighter Side | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Dave Berg |
| 16 | An Important Message from MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 17 | A Fast Food Customer Satisfaction Survey (That Tells It Like It Is) | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 18 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 19 | The Pros and Cons of Being a Polygamy Cult Kid | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 20 | Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Ryan Flanders | |
| 21 | MAD Looks at a Crappy Parent's Baby Book | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 22 | Unacknowledged Benefits of the War on Terror | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Keith Olbermann |
| 23 | Find Joy in the Little Things in Life! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 24 | Stuples Newspaper Circular | comic story | 4 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | Barney; Ted Nugent; Barry Mailow; Celine Dion; Ted Kaczynski; Anderson Cooper |
| 25 | It's Wall-to-Wall Stupidity! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Bill Clinton |
| 26 | What the Heck Is the Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton | |
| 27 | What Types of Increases Provoke the Most Obsessive Media Scrutiny? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Barack Obama |
| 28 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |