| 0 | The Rise And Fall Of A Rap Star | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Monroe's dad; George W. Bush |
| 4 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1.67 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Bill Bramhall; inks: Bill Bramhall | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | It's Wall-to-Wall Stupidity! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Bill Clinton |
| 7 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Bill Gates; Jerry Seinfeld; Melvin; Jenkins; Lil Wayne |
| 10 | The Rise And Fall Of A Rap Star | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Carl "Yung Carl" Pringle; Carl's parents; Carl's grandmother; Lil Wayne; Bill O'Reilly; Ja Rule; Weird Al Yankovic; Tupac; JMJ; Big Pun; Notorious B.I.G. |
| 11 | What The Deal Or No Deal Models Are Thinking | comic story | 2 | script: Matthew A. Cohen, Ross Garmil | Deal Or No Deal Models |
| 12 | The Horse That Knew The Way | text story | 2 | script: Brian McConnachie; pencils: Leonardo Rodriguez; inks: Leonardo Rodriguez | Cooter Smiff; Abner Smiff; Mr. Smiff; Zeus |
| 13 | Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Road Trips | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Monroe and...The Natural Disaster | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Carl Peterson | Monroe; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father; Monroe's grandfather; Eugene |
| 16 | Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Comments You'll Never Hear No Matter How Long You Live | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 18 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 19 | Planet TAD!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | Tad; Mr. Davis; Zac Efron; Jodie Foster; Mrs. Winter; Aquaman; Sub-Mariner; Chuck; Beth |
| 20 | The Darker Side of The Lighter Side | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Dave Berg; Roger Kaputnik |
| 21 | Using Kid's Books To Explain The Awful Bush Years | comic story | 7 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | George Bush; Brownie |
| 23 | What's Quickly Becoming The Hottest Destination For Many Teenagers? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 24 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |