| 0 | Potrzebie High School Band | cover | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | One Kind of Husband...Two Kinds of Underwear | comic story | 1 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | Debbie Reynolds, Elizabeth Taylor |
| 2 | Departments | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Do Your Christmas Shopping Early | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Lester Krauss; inks: Lester Krauss | |
| 4 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1 | script: Charles Stoddard, Sullivan, Stone; pencils: Wallace Wood, Bob Clarke, Kelly Freas; inks: Wallace Wood, Bob Clarke, Kelly Freas | |
| 5 | Advertising Slogans Will Replace Everyday Conversations | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | Mr. Sternwallow; Mr. Brooks; Sydney; Gladys; Casey Stengel; Whitey Ford; Bob Turley |
| 6 | The Man With The Sprung Neck | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 7 | The Night The Price Is All Right Has An Unexpected Guest | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Dwight D. Eisenhower |
| 8 | Painting By The Numbers | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 9 | A MAD Treasury of Unknown Poetry Volume 2 | text story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 10 | The Great Hotel Fire | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 11 | Testing Civilians For Space Flight | comic story | 4 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | Lester B. Cowznofski |
| 12 | Scenes We'd Like To See: Driving The Golden Spike | comic story | 1 | script: Eugene St. Jean; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 13 | The MAD Guide To Handwriting Analysis | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 14 | TV Ads We'd Like To See: The Schleppe's Commercial | comic story | 1 | pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Commander Whytehead |
| 15 | MAD Looks At Adult Education | text story | 4 | script: Paul Laikin; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 16 | Hide-A-Bed | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 17 | Madison Avenue Turns To History And Literature | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 18 | Grandstand Football | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Monroe Fernfeather; Delbert (Biff) Smeed; Spencer (Go-Go) McNulty; Beauregard Finster; Ardsley Waxwing; Barney (Rah-Rah) Windlass; Kyle Esterhazy; Barclay Brisk; Jasper C. Van Flick |
| 19 | Teenage | text story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Murray Blech; Phoebe Newt; Yetta Blintzner; Monty Monroe; Myron Goraz; George Jessel; Steve Vance |
| 20 | The Escaped Convict | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 21 | New Singers For Old Songs | text article | 0 | letters: typeset | |
| 22 | Announcing The Birth Of A New Brainchild | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Wallace Wood | |
| 23 | ...Paying For A Diamond Is Forever | text story | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | |