| 0 | The 50 Worst Things about America | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 5 | script: Jeff Kruse, Duck Edwing, Jacob Lambert, Dick DeBartolo, Andrew Schwartzberg; pencils: Marc Hempel, Rick Tulka, Duck Edwing, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Kevin Pope; inks: Marc Hempel, Rick Tulka, Duck Edwing, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Kevin Pope; letters: Duck Edwing | |
| 4 | iPhone 4s | photo story | 3 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); colors: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 5 | The Hunger Pains | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 6 | Everyday Annoyances of Elderly Monsters | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 7 | Hazard Fraught Tools | photo story | 4 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 8 | The Chamberville City Town Orchestra Proudly Presents Least-Revered Classical Music - a Retrospective | text story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse | |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Airport Security | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 10 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | |
| 11 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Nathan Bulmer, Keith Knight, Brian Gordon, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Kenny Keil; pencils: Nathan Bulmer, Keith Knight, Brian Gordon, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Kenny Keil; inks: Nathan Bulmer, Keith Knight, Brian Gordon, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Kenny Keil; letters: Nathan Bulmer, Keith Knight, Brian Gordon, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Kenny Keil | |
| 12 | A Bucket List for Underachievers | text story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 13 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 14 | The 50 Worst Things about America | comic story | 8 | script: Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko; pencils: Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Hermann Mejía, Ward Sutton; inks: Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Hermann Mejía, Ward Sutton | |
| 15 | When Comic Strips Besides Doonesbury Address Controversial Women's Issues | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Adam Koford; inks: Adam Koford; letters: Adam Koford | |
| 16 | An E*Trade Baby Ad We'd Like to See | photo story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 17 | What's the Only Thing Unavailable on the Internet? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee; letters: Al Jaffee | |