| 0 | The 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things 2012 | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Kenny Keil, Desmond Devlin, Bob Eckstein, Matt Lassen, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Evan Waite; pencils: Bob Staake, Ward Sutton, Bob Eckstein, Rick Tulka, Kevin Pope, Anton Emdin; inks: Bob Staake, Ward Sutton, Bob Eckstein, Rick Tulka, Kevin Pope, Anton Emdin; colors: Lucie Lang | |
| 4 | The 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2012 | comic story | 24 | script: Stan Sinberg, Phil McAndrew, Desmond Devlin, Matthew A. Cohen, Darren Johnson, David Shayne; pencils: Richard Williams, Rick Geary, Mark Stutzman, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren, Ward Sutton; inks: Richard Williams, Rick Geary, Mark Stutzman, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren, Ward Sutton; colors: Richard Williams, AP/Wide World, Al Jaffee | |
| 5 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Scott Nickel, Phil McAndrew, Nathan Bulmer, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Douglas Paszkiewicz; pencils: Scott Nickel, Phil McAndrew, Nathan Bulmer, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Douglas Paszkiewicz; inks: Scott Nickel, Phil McAndrew, Nathan Bulmer, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Douglas Paszkiewicz; letters: Scott Nickel, Phil McAndrew, Nathan Bulmer, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Douglas Paszkiewicz | |
| 6 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | |
| 7 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Alternative Medicine | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 9 | The Dork Knight Reprises | comic story | 7 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 10 | The Best of the Idiotical | comic story | 1 | letters: typeset | |