| 0 | Special War on Privacy Issue | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | The Black Spy, Barack Obama, The White Spy |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 5 | script: Matt Lassen, Darren Johnson, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, P. C. Vey, Nate Fakes, Jeff Kruse; pencils: Sam Sisco, Peter Bagge, Chris Houghton, Rick Tulka, Rich Powell, Kevin Pope; inks: Sam Sisco, Peter Bagge, Chris Houghton, Rick Tulka, Rich Powell, Kevin Pope; colors: Sam Sisco | |
| 4 | Ho-hum Land | comic story | 6 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond; colors: Tom Richmond | |
| 5 | Rules of Office Cubicle Etiquette | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney; colors: Carl Peterson | |
| 6 | What Coaches Say... | text story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 7 | A Fairy Tale We'd Like to See: Goldilocks | comic story | 1 | script: Matt Lassen; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 8 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | |
| 9 | A Mad Look at the Theatre | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 10 | 9 Reasons Technology Sucks | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: John Kerschbaum; inks: John Kerschbaum | |
| 11 | Global Warming Haiku | text story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 12 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Nathan Cooper, Noah Van Sciver; pencils: Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Nathan Cooper, Noah Van Sciver; inks: Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Nathan Cooper, Noah Van Sciver; letters: Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Paul Gilligan, Jason Yungbluth, Nathan Cooper, Noah Van Sciver | |
| 13 | The Clear-Crap X-None Digital Antenna! | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 14 | The Influence of 50 Shades of Grey on Modern Weddings | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 15 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 16 | Chilling Thoughts 2013 Edition | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; colors: Sarah Dyer; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 17 | Silliams-Wonoma | comic story | 5 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 18 | The Best of the Idiotical | comic story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 19 | What Long-Dormant Enterprise Has the Obama Administration Successfully Revived in America? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |