| 0 | This Magazine Is Revolting...Against Conformity! | cover | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | How We Retired at the Age Of 11 With $800 a Month | comic story | 1 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 2 | Departments | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: various (see Notes); inks: various (see Notes); letters: typeset | |
| 3 | It's Better To Give Than To Receive | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 4 | You Get Nine Issues For The Price of Eight | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.17 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1 | script: Albert B. Feldstein, David Barbour; pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | Fred Astaire [as Alfred E. Neuman]; Barrie Chase |
| 6 | A Lovable April Fool | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.17 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 7 | If You're Looking For Laughs... | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 8 | Ad Testimonials From Politicians | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | John F. Kennedy First, Richard Nixon, Adlai Stevenson, Harry S. Truman |
| 9 | Magician | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 10 | How I Turned $6.85 Into A Zillion | text story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee | William Nickelnurser |
| 11 | Around The World With U.S. Television | comic story | 6 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Wallace Wood; inks: Joe Orlando, Bob Clarke, Wallace Wood, Kelly Freas, Mort Drucker, Dave Berg | Uncle Sam |
| 12 | The Interpreter | comic story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Gary Cooper, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Nikita Khrushchev |
| 13 | Educational Billboards | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 14 | America Is Getting Soft | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 15 | Garbage | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | Distinctive Picket Lines | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 17 | My Fair Ad-Man | comic story | 7 | script: Nick Meglin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Officer Einsfoot; Henry Higgenbottom; Charles Pickerwick; Irving Mallion |
| 18 | Mail By Missile | comic story | 2 | script: Sy Reit; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 19 | The Hero | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | Doctors' Progress | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: Joe Orlando, Bob Clarke, Wallace Wood, Kelly Freas, Mort Drucker, Dave Berg | |
| 21 | Movie Land | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Winston Churchill, Tony Curtis, Cary Grant |
| 22 | Uncle Herman And The Coke Machine | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 23 | Here's Your Chance To Get A Head | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Lester Krauss, Bill Elder; inks: Lester Krauss, Bill Elder | Konrad Strainer |
| 24 | MAD "Y'OX" | text story | 0 | letters: typeset | Marginal Marvin |
| 25 | The Man In Command | comic story | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas, C. C. Beall Jr., J. Fred Muggs, Norman Mingo; colors: Kelly Freas | Commander Fenwick Sternwallow |