| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | After 33 Years, Our Mayjag Is a-Workin' Still | photo story | 1 | pencils: Lester Krauss; inks: Lester Krauss | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | script: ? (credited as Alfred E. Neuman); pencils: various (see notes); inks: various (see notes); letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Double Your Pleasure! Double Your Fun! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.28 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Take 3 Months to Pay!! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.05 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 5 | - | letters page | 0.9 | pencils: Bob Clarke, Mort Drucker; inks: Bob Clarke, Mort Drucker | |
| 6 | Beyond the Statue of Limitations | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.22 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 7 | Positvely the Very Last Copy!! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 8 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.22 | pencils: Giuseppe Baggi; inks: Giuseppe Baggi | |
| 9 | Mutiny on the Bouncy | comic story | 6 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Marlon Brando |
| 10 | Brain Surgery | comic story | 1.34 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 11 | On the Boardwalk | comic story | 0.66 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 12 | Cherished Pages from Old Autograph Albums | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; letters: Bob Clarke | |
| 13 | Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear | comic story | 1 | script: Harry Purvis; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 14 | Look What's Talking | photo story | 2 | script: Martin Cohen, Robert Natkin | |
| 15 | The Lighter Side of Dog Owners | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 16 | It's About Time | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 17 | Misery Is a Cold Hot Dog | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Archie Andrews, Charlie Brown, Alexander Bumstead, Dewey Duck, Chip Flagston First, Trixie Flagston First, Henry, Huey Duck, Little Orphan Annie, Louie Duck, Little Lulu, Dennis the Menace, Lulu Moppet, Nancy |
| 18 | More Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear | comic story | 1 | script: Harry Purvis; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 19 | How a Best-Seller Is Born | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Arnold Doubledeal |
| 20 | The Mad Baseball Primer | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 21 | Father's Day Cards from Special People | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 22 | The Rejection Slip | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Hudson; pencils: Tom Hudson; inks: Tom Hudson | |
| 23 | On the Beach | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 24 | The Tenth Hour | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Richard Nixon |
| 25 | Russian "Russian Roulette" | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 26 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 27 | Is It True Blondes Have More Fun? | photo story | 1 | pencils: Lester Krauss; inks: Lester Krauss; colors: Lester Krauss | |