| 0 | Soup Too Nuts! | cover | 1 | pencils: Scott Anderson; inks: Scott Anderson; colors: Scott Anderson | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 2 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | |
| 2 | The Mad Fast Food Employees Hate Book | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Birtcher; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 3 | A Mad Look at Food Trucks | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 4 | Mad's Frozen Foods That Fake-Out Fresh | photo story | 3 | script: Sy Reit; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 5 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías; colors: Carrie Strachan; letters: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 6 | The 50 Worst Things About Food | comic story | 7 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Peter Kuper, Josh Mecouch, Justin Peterson, Rich Powell; inks: Peter Kuper, Josh Mecouch, Justin Peterson, Rich Powell | |
| 7 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | |
| 8 | Ripoff Cafe Accessories, Inc. | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 9 | In a "Greasy Spoon" Diner | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 10 | Perfect Bacon Bed | photo story | 1 | pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 11 | Songs of Food | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 12 | How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture of a Fast Food Restaurant? | illustration | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 13 | Has Your Food Been Genetically Altered? | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 14 | Mad's Restaurant Survival Kit | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 15 | Dining Etiquette Quiz | comic story | 2 | script: Basil Wolverton; pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton | |
| 16 | Yell's Kitchen | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond; colors: Tom Richmond | |
| 17 | A Mad Look at Other Uses for Live Lobsters | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 18 | The FDA's Guide to the Best & Worst Choices in Fast Food | photo story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 19 | Messy Chef Junior | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk; colors: Tom Bunk | |
| 20 | Pizza Pie | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 21 | Indulge Yourself... | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando; colors: Joe Orlando | |
| 22 | A Mad Look at Burps Through History | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Adam; Eve; Sir Isaac Newton; Lucrezia Borgia; George Washington; King Henry VIII; Napoleon Bonaparte; Alexander Graham Bell |
| 23 | Chef Widget | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 24 | The Cretinous Cook’s Concoction | comic story | 0.25 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 25 | Chip Off the Ol' Cheese Block Dept. | text article | 0.25 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); colors: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 26 | What Sweet Treat Have Some Celebrities Been Recently Promoting? | activity | 1 | script: Johnny Sampson; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson; colors: Johnny Sampson | |
| 27 | Let's Kill Off Ridiculous Ad Campaigns | illustration | 1 | pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |