| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Chris White; inks: Chris White | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | This Cover of "MAD 84" is Printed on Recycled Paper | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Mad Visits the National B-S Academy | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 4 | The Mad Reader's Sex Survey | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 5 | What Is An Intellectual Snob? | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 6 | The "Ins" and "Outs" of Daily Conversation | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | Commemorative Coins For Things That Might Otherwise Be Forgotten | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 8 | A Street Gang's Annual Report | comic story | 6 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 9 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | |
| 10 | Sometimes You're Much Better Off Not Knowing... | comic story | 2 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 11 | Contemporary Communal Work/Fun Gatherings | text story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee | |
| 12 | Acronyms You Never Knew Existed | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 13 | Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 14 | Junior Inquirer | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 15 | Manhattan | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | The Mad Travel Agency's Specialized Tours For You and Your Neurosis | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 17 | Decision and Disaster | comic story | 2 | script: Lloyd Gola; pencils: Lloyd Gola; inks: Lloyd Gola | |
| 18 | Mad Formulas For Human Relations | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 19 | New National Parks for a Growing America | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 20 | A Mad Look at Our Cities | comic story | 2 | script: Arnoldo Franchioni; pencils: Arnoldo Franchioni; inks: Arnoldo Franchioni | |
| 21 | So They Lived Happily Ever After, Huh?! | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Tom Sawyer |
| 22 | When Popular Publications Merge | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 23 | Sales Incentives For Other Hard-To-Move Items | comic story | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 24 | TV Shows You Don't Need to Finish Watching | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 25 | Mad's "Do-It-Yourself" All-Purpose Speech | text story | 2 | script: Tom Koch | |
| 26 | William Shakespeare... at the Post Office | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 27 | If the Phone Book's White Pages Carried Advertising | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 28 | Mad's "TV Exploitation Movie" Producer of the Year | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 29 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |