| 0 | - | cover | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 2 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | The Best of the Letters Page | letters page | 2 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 4 | Star Bores: Epic Load II — Attack of the Clowns | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Ewan McGregor [as Oldie Von Moldie]; Hayden Christiansen [as Mannequin Skystalker]; Natalie Portman [as Senator PetMe AmaDilly]; Samuel L. Jackson [as Lace Windows]; Ian McDiarmid [as Chancellor Palpitation]; Christopher Lee [as Count Cuckoo]; Har Har Blinks (cameo); Yodel; Bar Stool; Leeanna Walsma |
| 5 | A Mad Look at Episode I — The Phantom Menace Hype | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 6 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | text story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | George Lucas |
| 7 | A Mad Look at Star Wars: Attack of the Clones | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | Anakin Skywalker-The High School Years | comic story | 3 | script: Kenny Byerly; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Anakin Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Padme Amidala; Threepio |
| 9 | A Mad Look at the Phantom Menace | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Qui-Gon Jinn; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Queen Amidala; Jar-Jar Binks; Darth Maul; Watto; Sebulba; R2-D2 |
| 10 | The Lost Sunday Comic Strips | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of… | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 12 | Jalopy Shopper | photo story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 13 | The Basic Differences Between Parents & Grandparents | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 14 | Mad Mumblings | text story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 15 | The Longest Yardbird | comic story | 7 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Burt Reynolds [as Crude]; Eddie Albert [as Warden Hazard]; Ed Lauter [as Capt. Clobber]; Michael Conrad [as Nate Scarbooboo]; James Hampton [as Carefaker]; Richard Kiel [as Tarzan Finster] |
| 16 | Mad's All-Purpose Cliche Script for VH1’s Behind the Music | comic story | 2 | script: John Biederman; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 17 | Mad’s Realistic Food Guide Pyramid for College Students | comic story | 1 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 18 | Marginals XL | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 19 | Mad’s Eight-Step Guide for WB Network Teen Wannabes | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | |
| 20 | Brutally Honest Flight Attendant Announcements | comic story | 2 | script: Amy Gillett; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 21 | Larry Siegel | text article | 2 | script: Larry Siegel | |
| 22 | Gigglin's Island | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 23 | The Mad Reader's Sex Survey | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 24 | Don Martin's Version of a Movie of Ecchcaliber | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Phewther; Marvyn; Sir Albert; King Ardor; Lady Grin'nleer; Sir Lungealot; Nirvana; Sir Putzival |
| 25 | The Mad Soccer Primer | comic story | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 26 | Mad's "Nice" Graffiti | cartoon | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; letters: Bob Clarke | |
| 27 | Mad Visits a Local Gun Club Picnic | comic story | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Ronald Reagan |
| 28 | Mad Tips on Moving Out... And Making It on Your Own | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 29 | Cyber Snaps: Yo’ Mamma Jokes for Computer Nerds | comic story | 1 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Grey Blackwell; inks: Grey Blackwell | |
| 30 | Wilt & Craze | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Eric McCormack [as Wilt Trauma]; Debra Messing [as Craze]; Megan Mulally [as Crabbin]; Sean Hayes [as Shock]; Tinky Winky (cameo); Harrison Ford (cameo) |
| 31 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 32 | The Timeline of Disillusionment | comic story | 2 | script: Jill Hamilton; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 33 | Mad Equations | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | |
| 34 | What Eagerly Anticipated Event Is Finally Upon Us? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |